Just The Tip

It's hard to be swag in this economy....

Nudes4nudes?

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blackromney:

bae: come over ;)

me: i cant im in music class

bae: im horny…

me: 

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(Source: baara, via orgasm)

babyferaligator:

[11 year old voice] hey u guys wanna go smoke smarties

(Source: 420dongsquad, via icantcontainmyself)

africandad:

africanmommy:

africanson:

i fucking hate my dad

and he has a small weewee

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(via breakinq)

bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

(via icantcontainmyself)

feng-huang:

elisaur:

guYS IM FUCKING CRYING I RAN OUT OF PADS SO I WENT INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND I FOUND ONE BUT I WAS LIKE “OMG THIS IS HUGE MAYBE ITS JUST THE PACKAGING” AND THEN I OPENED IT AND ITS LIKE MORE THAN HALF THE LENGTH OF MY ARM AND ITS BIGGER THAN IT TOO OMG I CANT CLOSE MY LEGS. SEND HELP.

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ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I WONT LEAK NOW RIGHT?

#we’re way too comfortable with each other on this site

(Source: furuyaa, via simplylovlymusic)

lilmiss-fallen-angel:

green-eyed-rising-demon:

callurn:

timeladyonthetardis:

callurn:

cyanide123:

callurn:

if a girl is angry about something and you blame it on her period, you deserve a high five

with a car

You’re on your period right?

I am a 17 year old boy

i love how you felt the need to add your age there

Everyone knows that boys don’t get their periods
until they’re 20 at least

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I was expecting something bloody but this is so much better

(via astupidblogname)

vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

(via nani-pele-kai)

kmoleary:

permanentprocrastination:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

(via hope-above-all)

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